The first time… Do you remember yours? Was it amazing, dismal
or somewhere in-between? Mine was option C. If you read my book ‘Crazy Chick
Magnet’, you will learn that I was a nerdy kid and I never thought that I would
ever get my chance to experience the naked charms of an attractive woman. I
remember telling a female friend of mine at age 15 about a botched attempt I
had the previous weekend with some girl I had never even seen or met before and
she asked me if I didn’t want to wait to find somebody special that would make
the moment magical. At that moment in time, my virginity felt like a backpack
filled with bricks and all I wanted to do was drop that shit with a quickness,
so I responded in turn with a, “Hell no!” She thought that was funny, but I was
dead serious. Anyway, a couple years later, I started coming into my own and I wasn’t
that same nerdy kid anymore. With that, I actually got myself a girlfriend and
she gave me my first slice of heaven on our first date. I was well aware that she
had been around a good deal before me, but experience had apparently not taught
her very much and I was left feeling like sex was dramatically overhyped. We
then continued to date for a couple of months before moving on, but sex never
got any better with her. Luckily, awesome sex was right around the corner. If
you found this even vaguely interesting, I talk more about it in my book and so
much more. Sex, love, and Rock N’ Roll is what it and I am all about.
CHAPTER 13: THE GIRL I LEFT BEHIND ME/Three Strange Days Melody had gone through a lot in the last few months and she needed Christmas to be a very certain way, so I played along with that and on the big day we spent a little time at her house and a little time at mine; however, we also went to her ex’s parent’s house for Christmas dinner. Not only did she stay close with her ex and his kids, but she also stayed very close with his parents and his sister, so we spent our very first Christmas together with her ex-husband and his parents. Again though, I did realize this was weird and highly unorthodox; however, I just chose to look at the situation as being rather amusing. There was one point during dinner where I was on the side of the table against the wall and couldn’t freely move about, and then her ex-husband (who was sitting on the other side of the table) got up and asked me if he could get me another drink. I accepted his offer but deep down inside all I wanted...
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