Crazy Chick Magnet

CHAPTER 16: IT CAN HAPPEN/I Kissed a Girl   After we made it to my car and started to get going, Tammy told me that she was incredibly horny and asked me if she could see and touch my cock. Well, when you are in your forties, how often does a twenty-something-year-old lesbian ask you for such a thing, so I unzipped my fly and let her have free range of the territory. She initially stroked it a bit and then started going down on me while I found a secluded place to park. I did my best to stay on the back roads while I was exposed, and then I found us a place where I knew we wouldn’t be disturbed. When we made it to our stopping point and she yanked her panties off and she grabbed my hand and forcefully placed it between her thighs. She then mentioned a few times that she wished we had a condom because she really wanted me to penetrate her. Unfortunately, I had not brought one because I chose to go out with a lesbian that night. Who knew that she was going to want anything I ha

So while I was on vacation, I went to check out Jason Bieler doing a solo/ acoustical concert. Jason was the lead guitarist, back-up vocalist, and key songwriter for Saigon Kick and then became lead vocalist for their 3rd album and on. Then he then did a solo album, another band called Super Transatlantic, and now has a new project called Owl Stretching (outside of the current Saigon Kick reunion shows). Anyway, I got to meet him before the show and he was a super nice guy and a lot of fun to talk to. His performance was also very good. You know you have good songs when you can strip them down to an acoustic guitar and single vocals and they still sound good, plus he did songs from all aspects from his close to thirty year career. I recommend checking him out if you can.

Well, I'm back! I was on vacation. Miss me, or didn't even know I was gone? lol. At this point, I am guessing it is the latter, but that is okay for I entertain myself more than most!

The first time… Do you remember yours? Was it amazing, dismal or somewhere in-between? Mine was option C. If you read my book ‘Crazy Chick Magnet’, you will learn that I was a nerdy kid and I never thought that I would ever get my chance to experience the naked charms of an attractive woman. I remember telling a female friend of mine at age 15 about a botched attempt I had the previous weekend with some girl I had never even seen or met before and she asked me if I didn’t want to wait to find somebody special that would make the moment magical. At that moment in time, my virginity felt like a backpack filled with bricks and all I wanted to do was drop that shit with a quickness, so I responded in turn with a, “Hell no!” She thought that was funny, but I was dead serious. Anyway, a couple years later, I started coming into my own and I wasn’t that same nerdy kid anymore. With that, I actually got myself a girlfriend and she gave me my first slice of heaven on our first date. I was w

Not going to talk about my book today. Instead I will tell you about the time I met Metallica, which I'm pretty sure wasn't in the book. It was 1989, I was 18 years old, and Metallica was my favorite band in the world at that time. Metallica was touring for the newly released 'and Justice for All' and they were touring with Queensryche. At the end of the show, I cautiously bought a backstage pass from some shady character, but luckily it turned out to be legit. Prior to this, I had no plan of doing anything after the show, so I had been moshing and stayed up near the stage where every sweaty dude in the venue rubbed up on me at one point or another. In other words, I wasn't very presentable after the show. Everyone that had a pass was then brought backstage after the venue cleared out and we waited a good hour or so, before Kirk Hammett came out. I had actually met him briefly the summer before when he came wandering near the crowd at the Monsters of Rock concert. M

I have had a few people ask me why I wrote this book. The funny thing is that I never had a plan or an intention to write a book; the thought never really occurred to me. I mean, what could I say that somebody would be interested to read. However, I had some friends a few years ago that loved hearing my stories about some of the crazy relationships I had in the past and they told me with all seriousness that I should write a book. They said my stories were very interesting and often quite funny. At first, I kind of scoffed at the idea because it just seemed kind of preposterous. Yes my stories were interesting but still who would want to read them without knowing who I am? Plus, I was wondering that if I did do it, would it not be kind of assholish, to write about previous loves and romances? I mean some of this is fairly private stuff. Then it occurred to me that if I was going to do it, I could just change the names and that seemed like a better idea. However, then I decided that if

Welcome one and all to my Crazy Chick Magnet blog. My name is Xavior and this is my very first blog; not only for this site, but ever! Yes, I am a blogger virgin, but I suppose it was only a matter of time before that shit got popped. Anyhoo...In the time to come, I hope to share many stories, both that didn't end up in the book as well as more detail on other things that did. If you love sex, love, and rock n' roll, than this blog will be for you. This is everything my book is about and every word of it is true. It may be a while before my blog gets a following (if ever), but I am very curious to see who is getting it, so please make yourself known. Say hi, don't be shy. I don't bite (depending on who you ask).